Quit it!

hello world

Woke up at 7am and hungry.  

I stubbed my toe on some gay laundry basket while stumblring stumbling towards my backpack, which housed a brand-new bag of Milanos (mint of course—who the fuck likes plain?) that I had bought the day before.  I ate the whole bag.  Shit.  

Well, It was either the Milanos or a Jamba Juice and an Einstein bacon and cheddar bagel—so I guess its really a tossup as to what was going to make me more or less fat this morning.  

Does it count that I already have a beard for movember? For the uninitiated, check out: www.movember.com - Actually, I’m not sure if I support the movember thing, just to be a dick of course (get it? shiiit).

Fuck I’m hungry again. They should really put some protein in those fucking Milanos. 

3 November 2010 ·